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Thu, 28 Oct 2004

Humor

thanks Mary...

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The First Volley From Jeb

Sigh. From the BBC:

Florida ballot papers go missing

Tens of thousands of postal ballots have gone missing in the US state of Florida, sparking fresh concern over irregularities in the poll campaign.

Authorities are investigating the apparent loss of 58,000 absentee forms in Broward County, north of Miami.

[...]

A police investigation into the missing ballots has not uncovered any indication of criminal wrongdoing.

Meanwhile, the US postal service inspectorate said it was highly unlikely that 58,000 pieces of mail had just disappeared.

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In 2000, Broward gave Al Gore his biggest margin among Florida counties. He won 67% of the vote there, while losing the state to George W Bush by 537 votes.

"It looks like they're trying to steal the vote again," said Diane Glasser, vice-chairwoman of the Florida Democratic Party.

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Today's Best Lede

From Slate:

A Democratic lawyer friend of mine now teases his Republican clients by asking whether they want "faith-based" advice or "reality-based" advice.

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Voter Intimidation - Very Important

From the Times:

G.O.P. Bid to Contest Registrations in Ohio Is Blocked
By JAMES DAO

Published: October 28, 2004

COLUMBUS, Ohio, Oct. 27 - A federal judge on Wednesday blocked six boards of elections in Ohio from proceeding with hearings into Republican-initiated efforts to knock tens of thousands of registered voters off the voting rolls.

The temporary restraining order issued by Judge Susan J. Dlott of Federal District Court in Cincinnati made it likely that few, and perhaps none, of the challenge hearings would proceed before Election Day, state officials said.

"This is an important victory for all Ohio voters because it means this cynical and desperate effort by the Republican Party to prevent tens of thousands of legal registered voters from casting their votes has backfired," said David Sullivan, a lawyer for the Ohio Democratic Party.

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Folks, this is as real as a heart attack. The National Republican Party is deploying 3400 "poll watchers" in Ohio alone. As I am sure readers here know, you are not required to show anyone except sworn-in election officials any credentials when you vote. Period. If someone outside the polling place tries to intimidate you in any way, they are guilty of a Federal crime. Make sure that everyone you know is aware of this. The elderly and minorities in liberal districts will be targeted by these facists.

Democrats and the blogosphere are responding. The suggestion is to wear some sort of non-specific political wear that identifies you as a liberal and bring a video camera with you. (If you are wearing a Kerry/Edwards or Bush/Cheney or whatever shirt, you'll be allowed to vote, but after that, you'll have to stand at least 100 feet from the polling place door. I think that a Burning Spear t-shirt will be my attire of the day.) After you vote, go back outside, turn your camera on, and observe. If you see these criminal activities going on, stand right beside the "poll watchers" and tell voters that they do not have to produce any credentials or speak to anyone outside of the polling place. Get it on tape. Call the Feds. And put a Republican Racketeer in prison for the good of your country and your democracy.

I am a very fortunate man this election. I am informed, I have access to a camera, I can take Tuesday off, and I happen to live across the street from a polling place in a district that is full of liberals, elderly, and minorities. I fully intend to do exactly what I've described above on Tuesday. I'll probably take a comfortable chair along. And I will not hesitate to file a Federal Voting Rights Act complaint with the FBI on every goon that I see and videotape. If I can get my hands on a cell phone for the day, I will call the FBI at the moment of the act.

It is my humble suggestion that you consider doing the same. We need at least one person (and preferably several) at every polling place in this country on Tuesday. Because they'll likely have someone there waiting for you.

[ Update: this is a surprisingly popular piece. Lots of hits today. One thing to add -- a rethink. I'll wait until the end of the day to vote. That way, if anyone tries to intimidate me, they can go to federal prison for twenty years or so. ]

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