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Why Wait Until The Last Minute?
The time has come to make the Official Epistemic Ingemination endorsement for the 2006 gubernatorial race. Kinky Friedman gets the nod.
And, yes children, I am dead serious.
Those of you that read this weblog — and there are not a lot, maybe 500 unique visitors in a good month, but you are extremely high quality visitors — know that I take politics seriously. I am a proud progressive liberal populist. I am enough of a liberal populist that I oft-times find common ground with far right-wing conservatives over on the other side of "libertarian", much as the ACLU does. Let me define "liberal progressive populist" as I see it.
By liberal, I still think that Joe Conason illustrates it best:
"If your workplace is safe; if your children go to school rather than being forced into labor; if you are paid a living wage, including overtime; if you enjoy a 40-hour week and you are allowed to join a union to protect your rights -- you can thank liberals. If your food is not poisoned and your water is drinkable -- you can thank liberals. If your parents are eligible for Medicare and Social Security, so they can grow old in dignity without bankrupting your family -- you can thank liberals. If our rivers are getting cleaner and our air isn't black with pollution; if our wilderness is protected and our countryside is still green -- you can thank liberals. If people of all races can share the same public facilities; if everyone has the right to vote; if couples fall in love and marry regardless of race; if we have finally begun to transcend a segregated society -- you can thank liberals. Progressive innovations like those and so many others were achieved by long, difficult struggles against entrenched power. What defined conservatism, and conservatives, was their opposition to every one of those advances. The country we know and love today was built by those victories for liberalism -- with the support of the American people." -- Joe Conason, "Big Lies: The Right-Wing Propaganda Machine and How It Distorts the Truth"
I define progressive (and I think that a better word should be used in the political context) much as the Progressive Party Platform of 1924 did:
Under our representative democracy the people protect their liberties through their public agents.
The test of public officials and public polities alike must be: Will they serve or will they exploit the common need?
The reactionary continues to put his faith in mastery for the solution of all problems. He seeks to have what he calls the strong men and best minds rule and impose their decisions upon the masses of their weaker brethren.
The progressive, on the contrary, contends for less autocracy and more democracy in government, for less power of privilege and greater obligations of service.
Under the principle of ruthless individualism and competition, that government is deemed best which offers to the few the greatest chance of individual gain.
Under the progressive principle of cooperation, that government is deemed best which offers to the many the highest level of average happiness and well being.
It is our faith that we all go up or down together that class gains are temporary delusions and that eternal laws of compensation make every man his brother's keeper.
By populist, I mean that We The People are the entity to be served by Our Government. The one great test of every piece of legislation should be "How does this serve the common good?" Government in its finest form should pool common resources for the maximum benefit of the owners of those resources, the governed.
Government has no business serving the needs of an Exxon-Mobil where they conflict with the common good. Let me quote my own writing here to illustrate a point:
Now let's talk about HOW your captains of industry are able to "create wealth." They use the infrastructure that was created with YOUR tax dollars. The highway system. The air traffic control system. Surface water impoundment and distribution. Traffic control and routing. Weight, measure, and process standardization. Telecommunications and telemetry. The water and wastewater system. Railroads. Mass transit. Satellite navigation and communications. Radio and television. Statistical information. Cable television distribution from uplink to wall socket. Hydroelectric, coal, gas, and nuclear power. The principles behind the computer that you're sitting in front of. Medical research, statistics, drugs, and technologies. The electrical distribution grid. The Internet. Shipping and tracking technologies. Weather prediction. Start-up loans. Geological, hydrological and oceanographic mapping. The education of the workforce. The development of all of these (and much, much more) were-or-are either heavily subsidized or completely funded with taxpayer money. All are managed, run, and regulated to varying degrees with your tax dollars.
I am not anti-business. I am very much pro-small business. Small business is the backbone of this economy; it is where innovation and honesty and competition happens. But when small business gets big enough to adversely influence fair competition, it becomes a problem. For example, I love the things that Wal-Mart sells. I want to see them widely available to everyone. That's why I buy them at locally owned hardware stores, and not at Wal-Mart.
We see the logical end game of this big/small business schism happening right now. And Texas Politics is a cesspool of cronyism in service of these myriad big-business oligarchies, worse even than Washington D.C.
The time has come for a populist resurgence. And it just so happens that we have a populist in this horse race. I don't have a hair on my ass if I don't grab on hard and help out in any way that I can. Hear me well: Kinky Friedman is already more powerful than any politician in Texas. He can stare down an Exxon-Mobil and make them blink with nothing more than a microphone. He is smart, and savvy, and informed, and fearless. And he is Ours.
He understands that Politics is People. If you have the People on your side, you have more power than all of the fat cats combined.
I have been talking with the folks in the campaign, and I have agreed to blog about Texas Politics over at the Kinky site. This means that most of the political stuff usually found here will move over there; I'll be turning my attention and my available research cycles to Texas. I'll still put "neat stuff" unrelated to politics over here, though, and national politics will stay here.
The candidates in this upcoming race have no idea what they're up against. They've never had to address a living populist. Just dead ones. It is as if they will be trying to run a campaign against a Mark Twain or a Will Rogers, and I pity the fool that gets into a debate with the Kinkster. Richard "Kinky" Friedman is an extremely intelligent, dedicated, compassionate and well informed individual. And with that aforementioned microphone, he can cut your legs off so cleanly that you won't even be bleeding when you realize you've fallen over after you stop laughing.
Politicians hate being a laughingstock, but that is just about the only kind we have in Texas. They're really going to hate this campaign.
I strongly urge you to stay at home on primary day next spring; if you vote in the primary, you can't sign the petition. On the day after the primary, go and sign a petition to get Richard Friedman on the ballot for Governor. And vote for him in November of 2006. In the meantime, give what you can to his campaign.
"Why the hell not?" indeed. Just watch.
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