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Tue, 26 Jul 2005

On Fundamentalism

Friends and Neighbors, I am tired. It is a very difficult, 24-hour a day job caring about my country and trying to peacefully wrest control of my government from the hands of the greedheads and the warmongers and the authoritarian religious fundamentalists to which 51.4135% of you gave it. Well, as is the case with a democratically based republic, we have the government that we deserve. But we don't have the government that my son deserves, so I'll keep on trying.

I am especially tired right now of hearing that this country was founded on so-called "Christian Values." Horse manure. If you're talking about the far-right fundamentalist predestination-believing settlers of Plymouth Rock, all well and good. But they did not found this country. They founded a settlement. And I don't see a lot of Puritan houses of worship in my neighborhood. They were, and are, a dead out-of-mainstream religious sect, worthy of an asterisk in the religious history of our nation. The closest surviving relative of that sect is modern Presbyterianism, and it survived because it embraced a less Calvinist, more compassionate viewpoint.

This nation was founded on the values of The Enlightenment. Our founding fathers were, above all, children of the Age of Reason. (As a matter of fact, Both Jefferson and Monroe urged Thomas Paine to finish his book of that title after he was released from a French prison and returned to this country.)

The very first words of the very first amendment to Our Constitution read "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion." How clear is that? It means that I am free of your religion, and you are free of mine.

It is none of my business if you believe that a collection of oral mythology and badly translated ancient allegories are the "written word of God, inspired by the Holy Spirit and without error in the original manuscripts." That is your business, and I am morally, ethically, and legally bound to respect your personal viewpoint. And to respect your right to have that viewpoint. And to respect your right to peacefully assemble with others of that viewpoint.

But you have the same obligations. I am a foundationally religious person. There is no doubt in my mind that we are a part of a mystical, greater whole that cannot be fathomed at this level. But my god answers to every name, be it Yahweh, Jehova, Allah, Krishna, Baal, I Am, Bagadjimbiri, Changing Woman, Djigonasee, Thor, Margawse, Ama-No-Minaka-Nushi, Cerridwen, Athtart, Nu Wa, Hathor, Bastet, Ururupuin, Xochiquetzal, Tsunigoab Khoi, Airmid, Isis or a million other names. My god has malice and judgement towards no one. My god doesn't do politics, because my god knows that nothing of lasting import can happen on this plane except Love. No one can die or be truly harmed here; we are all utterly and profoundly Safe, and we will all realize this at the appropriate moment. We are simply here, voluntarily, to experience the beauty of life in all the duality of a physical manifestation, good and bad, and perchance to realize that we are all a part of The One. We all know this when we choose to come here; we come here to realize it.

You see, my god is so big a target that it is impossible to miss. As Pierre Teilhard de Chardin so profoundly and correctly puts it, "We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience."

If you choose to believe the idea that you will be physically picked up and taken to a twelve thousand furlong cubed city with nine gates surrounded by a 144-cubit-high wall called "Heaven," while people like me burn in a searingly painful underworld Lake Of Boiling Sulfur, being poked with spears by sadistic red bipeds with horns for All Eternity (having been put there by your Compassionate God), then feel free. I have no problems with that.

But if you want to take over my country, and force me to pay public homage to the myriad illogical minutiae of your beliefs, and teach my children your demonstrably flawed mythology in place of proven physical reality, well, I have a huge problem with that, and I will fight you at every turn.

Keep your beliefs in your heart, and in your home, and in your church and I will do everything to defend you against all who would try to abridge your right to keep close those beliefs. But keep your beliefs out of my home, and my church, and my government, as I keep mine out of yours.

That is freedom of religion. More specifically, that is freedom from religion. There are as many paths to God as there are human souls, and I fundamentally respect your right to your path. I also fundamentally demand my right to mine.

That, my friends, is proper fundamentalism.

Posted at 11:26 by Randy Kirchhof   [Permalink]   [Reload all]   [E-mail]


Heh. Tell Us What You Really Think.

The gloves are really beginning to come off at the fringes of The Punditry. Witness, children, Doug Thompson over at Capital Hill Blue:

Bush, in my opinion, is criminally insane, a pill-popping dry drunk whose erratic behavior and reckless actions threaten world peace and the future of this nation far more than any Islam-spouting religious fanatic. He is an enemy of the state, a mood-swinging despot whose threatens the very freedoms that form the foundation for this country. He has created a police state where basic American freedoms have vanished under an politically-exaggerated threat to national scrutiny, milked the human tragedy of 9/11 for his personal agenda and ripped the Constitution to shreds through the USA Patriot Act, a rights-robbing piece of legislation put together by his former attorney general, the bible-thumping John Ashcroft, an inept former Senator who couldnt even win an election against a dead man.

Nicely put. Shouldn't be long now until the mainstream begins to start asking the right questions and expressing the appropriate concern for our nation.

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