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Fri, 16 Sep 2005

God Help Us

These breathtakingly cynical horses asses are at it again.

Here's the ninth paragraph from an article in yesterday's NY Times:

Republicans said Karl Rove, the White House deputy chief of staff and Mr. Bush's chief political adviser, was in charge of the reconstruction effort, which reaches across many agencies of government and includes the direct involvement of Alphonso R. Jackson, secretary of housing and urban development.

Yes, you read it correctly. That selfless public servant, master of civil engineering, hydrology and urban planning - Karl Rove - is going to rebuild New Orleans for us.

I would imagine that this will take gerrymandering to previously uncontemplatable levels of glory; expect to see a new republican stronghold where New Orleans once stood. If you are a black person or a registered democrat who thinks that you own valuable property in New Orleans, well, think again.

Heck, with Kelo v. the City of New London in the bag, we can eminent-domain your sorry ass right out into the middle of the swamp.

Praise Jesus! The Dear Leader is gonna build you a new house, and he says no expense will be spared!

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