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Wed, 31 May 2006

Another Year, Another Tourney

Texas Holdem Poker

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker.

This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.

Registration code: 9417595

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G'wan Chicks!

The Dixie Chicks rock our world. Again.
Dixie Chicks New Album, Taking The Long Way, Debuts At #1 On Billboard Top 200

Wednesday May 31, 8:45 am ET

Dixie Chicks Become First Female Group Ever To Have Three Albums Debut In Top Slot On Billboard Charts. Sales Dates For Dixie Chicks "Accidents & Accusations Tour" Announced

NEW YORK, May 31 PRNewswire --

As Taking The Long Way debuts at #1 on the Billboard Top 200 best-selling albums chart this week, with first week's sales of 525,829, the Dixie Chicks have become the first female group in chart history to have three albums debut at #1, breaking the record the Chicks established in 2002 when the group's last studio album, Home, debuted at #1 and made them the first female group ever to have two albums debut at #1.

With the #1 debut of Taking The Long Way, the Dixie Chicks have also become the first female group in chart history to have three studio albums occupy the #1 slot on the Top 200.

Taking The Long Way has achieved one of the year's Top 5 first week's sales tallies and has the best first week's sales for any female act on the Top 200 in 2006.

Take that upside the talking head, Faux News.

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Sun, 28 May 2006

Sunday Morning History Goodness

I love stuff like this. The Futureswatch Timeline. Zoom in and get lots of cool info. Zoom back out and get perspective.

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Fri, 26 May 2006

Desmond Dekker


Desmond Dekker Came First
Toots & The Maytals

Sing a song yeah
reggae soul my brother

There is a right or a wrong way
Just to do everything
There's a right or a wrong way
Just to do everything

Desmond Dekker, he came first
And The Techniques, they came third
Clancy Eccles, he runs fourth
And Derrick Harriot, he came fifth

So I came second....mmmmm mmm mmm...
in the competition



Reggae legend Dekker dies

By Jim Welte
May 25, 2006 at 01:01:00 PM

Reggae icon Desmond Dekker, singer of the first Jamaican song to become an international hit with 1968's "The Israelites, " has died in London. He was 64.

Montreal dub producer Moss Raxlen, who has been working with longtime Dekker guitarist Lynn Tait, said Dekker likely succumbed to a heart attack but the exact cause was not known.

Born Desmond Dacres in Kingston, Jamaica, Dekker first auditioned for Studio One founder Coxsone Dodd in 1961, but didn't record his first song, "Honour Your Father and Mother" until 1963. Several local hits followed, and Dekker eventually found his own ska backing group, the Aces, a quartet of singing siblings, and churned out a string of ska hits, including the bouncy love letter "This Woman" and "Mount Zion."

In 1967, he recorded the hit "Tougher Than Tough" with Derrick Morgan, and his own rocksteady number, "007 (Shanty Town), " vaulted to the top of the Jamaican charts.

But it wasn't until 1968 that Dekker became an international star. "The Israelites" introduced reggae to a worldwide audience, topping the UK charts and reaching the top 10 in the US. Although he never had another hit as big as "The Israelites, " Dekker continued to churn out singles and albums at a prolific pace in the 1970s and 1980s, mostly on the renowned Trojan label.


Thank you, Desmond.

I first heard "The Israelites" at South Padre on the beach, the summer after my mom had died. I was a withdrawn, introspective, almost irretrievably damaged child that summer, and the radio was my best friend. I had no idea what it was, this weird music, but I thought that it was really cool, and I listened to it on my little radio that boasted of having "9 Transistors", sitting and watching the waves at 2:00 in the morning by myself. The style of the music spoke to me of other worlds and other possibilities; that song spoke to me of struggle and redemption; I couldn't even understand all of the lyrics, but at the end he sang "After a storm there must be a calm", and it comforted me.

And then I got The White Album for Christmas in '68, and heard "Ob La De, Ob La Da" and recognized the beat again, even if Anglicized. And then Johnny Nash came along with "I Can See Clearly", and then Paul Simon with "Mother And Child Reunion." And one day in '74 or so, my worldly outlaw friend Terry put on "Positive Vibration" and I understood.

But, as Toots said, Desmond Dekker Came First.

Godspeed to you Desmond. You touched the heart of a very lost and alone little boy in a faraway corner that summer, and helped him to see a larger world. That little boy still lives, even though he couldn't imagine at the time that it was possible, and he did okay. He has had the pleasure of meeting, even sharing the stage with many of your childhood friends. And he truly wishes that he'd had the chance to shake your hand, and to thank you, and to tell you.

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Mon, 22 May 2006

Sorry About The Quiet Around Here...

It has been a busy, busy series of days, with Ryan's orientation at UT, his school and jazz band practices and concerts, awards ceremonies, band trips, field trips, day work, night work, etc. The young fella made all of the commendation lists and honor rolls, aced his TAKS stuff, and the last ten days have been a string of showing proud paternal support at his honorifics in between trying to put bread on the table and dealing with some pretty amazing mail traffic with long lost colleagues (some from as far back as the late seventies Armadillo days) over on my MySpace page. It's a full life for the moment, over here at R & R Kirchhof Haus...

Neat one: I am happy to say that the first time Ryan performed as a musician, playing the family cornet on a public stage (as opposed to school), he improvised a solo to a Charlie Parker tune. It was a sort of monotonic polyrhythmic thing, but he did it, and I was chuckling as I watched him up there on the Stubb's stage. It certainly could've been more interesting musically, but, hey, the foundational principle is good; he's only been playing for six months. Not bad musical company to be in, and not a bad way to start off a career, should he choose to go in that direction. Probably has Charlie as his guardian angel now, after showing that kind of courage...

Saturday (after a busy 12th birthday party at Park & Pizza) he spent the night with a friend, and I went to hear Shantytown Underground at Flamingo Cantina. They're a local roots reggae outfit helmed by Claude McCann, and they are a great band, with 10 people on stage, full horns including my old buddy/nemesis Wallace on valve trombone & the always tasty Mark Wilson on sax, with backup singers, the works. It is just a wonderful band, playing reggae songs the way I like them to be played. I spent the entire set just smiling and remembering why I love the genre so much.

This type of thing is exactly the project that I envisioned with the Mau Mau Chaplains when we founded that band; unfortunately, that got sidetracked back into the 'country reggae' stuff and musically uninteresting two chord jams, which is why I had to bail on 'em, even though they are mi idren and I love 'em dearly. (Of course, we must note that they survived just fine without my opinions. They're still a great band, and I love to watch them perform. It's just not the band I wanted to be in; not my cup o' tea as a musician. Heh. I like songs, with verses and choruses and bridges and middle eights and change-ups. If structural minimalism is the goal, there's a huge canon of Gregorian Chants available out there...)

Anyway, I am delighted to add a newly discovered reggae band to my list of must-go-to's. I hope that Claude will let me mix 'em sometimes.

I also talked with Kris Brown, and it's likely that I'll start playing w/ Family Sauce soonly; we've been trying to hitch our wagons together for a couple of years; we share the funk, and now it looks like the stars are finally aligned. 'Twas a good night all around, kind of an old home week for Austin reggae, and I left with a huge smile on my face, happy to have renewed many a friendship and happy to have heard some of my favorite colleagues ply their trade.

So, anyway, this dad is very proud of his boy, and Dad will be playing again too, soon. Greezy Wheels is going to release some new product imminently as well; I am doing some tracking on that project this evening. I'll keep you posted; looks like a July release with quite a few radio stations around the country ready to add it.

Other neat stuff may be coming soon, too. It is a time of change and opportunity.

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Thu, 18 May 2006

Katrina: What Actually Happened

The Times-Picayune has a flash animation showing what happened during Katrina, bit by bit. It is kind of spooky; it has really brought home the extent of the catastrophe in a way that I hadn't noted until now.

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Mon, 15 May 2006

Six Minutes And Twenty Two Second Of Heaven

Frank Sinatra and Antonio Carlos Jobim, together in November of '67.

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Sat, 13 May 2006

Saturday Oddity Time

Just so you are well informed in a variety of areas, here is a guide to laundry heiroglyphics.

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Fri, 12 May 2006

Another Fitzmas Eve?

Rove Informs White House He Will Be Indicted.

What a great month so far. And next week The Boy turns twelve too.

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Thu, 11 May 2006

The Surreality Of These Times

Listen to a John Bircher speak. And be very, very surprised.

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Wed, 10 May 2006

The Linguists Are Restless

A really interesting article on the strange language of an isolated Brazilian tribe, if you're into that kind of thing. No concept of numbers, no subordinate clauses, no terms for color, three pronouns.

We're a neat species, capable of almost anything...

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Mon, 08 May 2006

My Cool Son

I am a very, very proud Dad today. My 11-year-old, Ryan, has been accepted into a program called Breakthrough. It's a mentoring program for high potential students that starts after sixth grade. Forty kids a year get chosen from AISD, out of the 80k or so. The students attend advanced classes at UT, participate in extracurricular activities year round, and mentor younger students as they progress, all in parallel to their standard curriculum through middle and high school. The result is that they are exceptionally well prepped for university life, and well in line for scholarships and such when they graduate high school.

He'll do six weeks at UT this summer. He's not very happy about the two hours of homework a night, but I'll bet he's going to find it a very cool and intellectually comforting place to be once he ramps into it.

Oh, and he's doing three cornet solos at the band concert later this month. Heh.

I am just really pleased that he'll have the challenges that he needs throughout the rest of his school years. What a fine day this is.

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Fri, 05 May 2006

Like Sand Castles?

Behold the championships...

Too cool.

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Tue, 02 May 2006

New Cell Number

All, my cell number has changed; if you need it and I didn't manage to notify you already, get in touch via email and I'll update you.

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Mon, 01 May 2006

The Passing Of A Great Man

John Kenneth Galbraith passed this weekend at the age of 97. He was a good man who actually left this world a better place than he found it, due to his prodigious intellect and his dedication to the betterment of the human condition. He was a geek, a bon-vivant, an economist, a drinker, a writer, a lover and a fighter, and he was an example of the best that this country can produce. He looked power directly in the eyes and made it blink countless times.

I can't think of a better way to remember him than by repeating his words:

In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict the comfortable, and especially when they are comfortably, contentedly, even happily wrong.
In any great organization it is far, far safer to be wrong with the majority than to be right alone.
Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
All of the great leaders have had one characteristic in common: it was the willingness to confront unequivocally the major anxiety of their people in their time. This, and not much else, is the essence of leadership.
Anyone who says he won't resign four times, will.
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.
...and, of course, his take on Reaganism and trickle-down economics:
If you feed enough oats to the horse, some will pass through to feed the sparrows.

A life well lived. Safe passage, Sir.

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